Terry Crews is not f*%king around with you, man. Or lady.
In an announcement teaser for the upcoming release of the full trailer for The Expendables 2, the action star has taken to the YouTube with the same brand of motivational speaking presence that made him everyone’s favorite Old Spice salesman. In this 30-second spot, Crews shows off what we can only assume are some of the best parts of the upcoming trailer — the parts where a bunch of things explode. So seriously, stop screwing around and watch this trailer for a trailer. (I hate myself for writing that last part. I’m now part of the problem. Thanks, Terry Crews.)
The Expendables 2 is in theaters August 17, 2012. The full synopsis is below.
The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Lee Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way….