Shia Labeouf About to Sexually Harass Stacy Martin in the New ‘Nymphomaniac’ Teaser

Nympomaniac Labeouf

It’s the last Friday of the month, which means it’s time for another exciting chapter tease from Lars Von Trier’s upcoming Nymphomaniac. Last month, we got a lesson in pickup artistry, yesterday we got a nude caress, and today we get a super sleazy Shia Labeouf as Jerome showing young Joe (Stacy Martin) some special tricks the elevator can do.

Enjoy taking a shower afterward:

If anyone has any brain bleach, I could use some. This could be a fierce, standout role for Labeouf as he continues to challenge himself beyond the Transformers days. In just this handful of minutes, he looks sunk deep into a greasy character. Can’t wait to see more.

Nymphomaniac hits theaters in Denmark on Christmas (for the whole family!) and good lord why doesn’t it have a US release date yet?

A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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