Sea to Become Deeper, Bluer, Sharkier, in Sequel

Deep Blue SeaIf you’re a real man, you’ve already pieced together that I’m talking about Deep Blue Sea 2, the recently semi-revealed Direct to DVD project from Warner Premiere. Yes, the same guys that decided The Lost Boys needed a sequel, but at least this time the original was still made within the last decade. indicates a source at the studio revealed to them that this will be their next project – so nothing official, who knows where this one will end up. All I know is that sharks are awesome but shark movies suck about 8 times out of 10.

Don’t expect any returning cast, as this flick probably won’t have much of a budget behind it. I’m just hoping for lots of big ass sharks taking bites out of little ass people. Also, boobies. Stay tuned for more. Reports of LL Cool J’s hat still being like a shark fin are unconfirmed. If you get that joke, I love you.

Robert Fure is many things: horror expert, ruggedly handsome man of the world, witty prose composer, and writer of his own biography page. Beneath the bravado is a scared little boy, ready to grow into an awesome man and make lies about a scared little boy inside of him. Wait a minute...

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