Mr. Franco’s Fancy New Penis

James FrancoJames Franco, seen recently turning stoner humor into gold in Pineapple Express, will next be seen as Sean Penn‘s gay lover in the upcoming film Milk. Or perhaps we should say he’ll be playing Penn’s very well-endowed gay lover.

Franco will be seen wearing a prosthetic penis in the film that is apparently so realistic looking that it baffled Sean Penn. According to Flawed Hollywood, Franco said in regard to a seen in which he had to jump naked into a swimming pool:

“This scene went on for a long time, like half the day, and it’s getting old… and I go over to Sean and I guess he didn’t know that I was wearing a prosthetic. I go, `Sean, you’re such a great actor but you wouldn’t do a scene like this if they asked you; you wouldn’t dive into a pool naked.’ And he said… `Well James, if I was built like you, I would.’ A couple of weeks later we did this scene, where we’re both dancing and we’re naked, and we both have prosthetic penises. He finally put it together that I’m wearing, like, the Boogie Nights prosthetic.”

Gus Van Sant’s Milk opens December 5th and co-stars Josh Brolin, Emile Hirsch, and Diego Luna. From the sound of what we’ve heard in regards to naked pool scenes, a scene in which Penn and Franco wear opposing fake schlongs, and minute-long kissing shots, we’re in for one gay ride. What I find extremely funny while looking at this movie’s posting on IMDB is that there seems to be barely any women in this film, as well. There’s less women in this cast than in Saving Private Ryan it appears.

Josh is a multi-tasker. He's been a cubicle monkey for the last few years, a veteran stage actor of over 10 years, a sometimes commercial actor, occasional writer of articles, a once-legend in the realm of podcastery, purveyor of chuckles in his homecity of Chicago as he has trained with the world renown iO (Improv Olympic) and Second City Conservatory and performed with both theaters, and can be seen doing a thing that actor's do on the website of his online sitcom, Josh also likes to tackle the beef of his bio with one run-on sentence, because it befits his train-of-thought.

Read More from Josh Radde
Get Film School Rejects in your email. All the cool kids are doing it:
Previous Article
Next Article
Reject Nation
Leave a comment
Comment Policy: No hate speech allowed. If you must argue, please debate intelligently. Comments containing selected keywords or outbound links will be put into moderation to help prevent spam. Film School Rejects reserves the right to delete comments and ban anyone who doesn't follow the rules. We also reserve the right to modify any curse words in your comments and make you look like an idiot. Thank You!