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Movie Drinking Games: The Ruins

If Turistas wasn’t enough, more spring breakers are in peril south of the border with The Ruins. This time, a group of college kids head out to visit some dangerous Mayan ruins in Mexico. And what Mexican vacation wouldn’t be complete without a bottle of tequila at your side.

The Ruins will make your skin crawl, and it’s creepy and gruesome. But that shouldn’t stop you from having some fun with this drinking game.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t go hiking off to Mayan temples that are hidden in the jungle.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone takes a drink
The flowers sing
Someone dies
Someone speaks a language other than English

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
The evil marijuana weeds move
The evil marijuana weeds inside someone
A new cut or injury
A cell phone

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Greek” or “The Greeks”
“phone”
“fuck,” “fucked” or “fucking”
any character’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
You see Laura Ramsey’s glorious naked breasts

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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