Chim Chim, why does daddy drink so much?

In case you haven’t seen clips of the new Speed Racer film, you need to realize that it is a visual experience. And while some folks are going to alter their mind before watching the mind-blowing special effects (which will surely result in a literal mind-blowing), others might decide to just get drunk.

For those of you looking to get drunk (and we’re talking to the grown-ups here… well, sort of), here’s a way to do it. But be warned: we cannot be held liable for any projectile vomiting while watching this movie drunk.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t drink and drive the Mach 5.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A car flips over
Someone is punched
Someone uses a gadget
There’s a flashback, flashforward or flashsideways

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
An explosion
A racing announcer
An homage to the original show
Chim Chim doing something funny

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Speed” or “Racer”
“Royalton”
“race”
“X”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
We’re warned about a kissing scene


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