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Movie Drinking Games: Smart People

Have a drink with the Smart People

I hate smart people, but I liked Smart People. It reminds me of my family, only without the intellectuals, pot smoking and acrid dysfunction. Still, getting through the characters’ problems in the film can cause you to drink a bit, and here’s some help in that matter…

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t ever be as pompous as Dennis Quaid is in the film.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone eats, drinks or smokes
Dennis Quaid rides in a car
Vanessa (Ellen Page) reminds you of Juno
Dennis Quaid says something pompous or pretentious

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Food
A classroom
Sara Jessica Parker in a doctor’s coat
Thomas Haden Church in a sweatshirt

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Carnegie” or “Mellon”
“SAT”
“professor” or “doctor”
“Wetherhold”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Dennis Quaid doesn’t ride in the left side of a car

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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