Lost Alternate Endings Include Bob F*cking Newhart

Some of you probably tuned into Jimmy Kimmel last night, but I didn’t because I had to wash my hair or rearrange my sock drawer or something.

Thus, I missed out on the even-more-perplexing alternate endings that Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof offered up for Lost.

Prepare for your mind to be blown:

I fully expect the universe to create a Bob Newhart for SNL page now.

And what’s with the Asian driver stereotype in that second one? That’s not racial transcendence.

A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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