Jessica Biel Has a Surprise Wedding

Got your attention, didn’t it? If you’re like me, knowing Jessica Biel was married would be the final straw that pushes you off this mortal coil. But luckily she’s just starring in an upcoming romantic comedy. Wait did I say luckily?

ComingSoon has learned that Jessica Biel has signed on to a film adaptation of Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue. The story will follow Biel as a divorcee who travels to France and does the obvious thing – marry an Englishman (Ben Barnes). The comedy, presumably, really gets going when they go to visit England to visit with his parents (Colin Firth and Kristin Scott).

Stephan Elliot directs this new adaptation of the play, which was first adapted by some unknown director named Alfred Hitchcock. While I don’t really care for romantic comedies, I’ll take any excuse to post a hot image of Jessica Biel and I’ll watch any of her films in High Definition so that … Well the point is I’d drink her bath water, but who wouldn’t? This article is now over.

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