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Hayden Panettiere’s Non-Nude Nude Scene

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This is a non-news item if there ever was one, but whatever.  You may have heard that Hayden ‘Short Stuffins’ Panettiere has a nude scene in the upcoming flick I Love You Beth Cooper. Well I’m going to dash your hopes with the most obvious realization ever: the movie is rated PG-13.  You’re not going to see anything worthwhile.  At most you’ll get like, side boob or 1/4 crack. Or, as you can see below — dun dun dun — bare back.

The deal is she’s wearing a towel and she drops it.  Now I’m dropping this topic and refuse to write anything else on this stupid, stupid, stupid not worth even writing about piece of cow dung.  Why then, did I write about it?  Man’s got to pay the bills.  Now look at a hot pictures of the pint-sized actress below and shut up.

I Love You, Beth Cooper is in theaters on July 10, 2009. Photos courtesy of Egotastic.

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Do you care?  You shouldn’t.

Robert Fure is many things: horror expert, ruggedly handsome man of the world, witty prose composer, and writer of his own biography page. Beneath the bravado is a scared little boy, ready to grow into an awesome man and make lies about a scared little boy inside of him. Wait a minute...

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