Jessica Biel Gets ‘Nailed’

Cinema Blend thinks that Hollywood is running out of ideas. If they’re stealing ideas from porn, then I’m inclined to believe that they have! It looks like they’ve done just that with the newest Jessica Biel offering. This project is being created by David O. Russell, and its called Nailed.

Geez, I guess that they’re right! The premise of the film is that Biel plays Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward receptionist who accidentally gets shot in the head with a nail gun. Wild sexual urges are created as a result. She takes these sexual urges to Washington (where else?) in her campaign to help those who have been bizarrely injured. Jake Gyllenhaal plays an amoral Senator who Biel… ahem… you knows. She uses this to start her political career to help the cause previously mentioned.

Interesting plot, huh? Well, Russell co-wrote this one with Al Gore’s daughter, and is going to direct it himself. No release date has been state yet. One can only speculate when this masterpiece will be released.

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