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GI Casts Cover Girl, Ups Hotness 110%

kurkova01.jpgWow this upcoming GI Joe film is rolling deep. The cast list is as long as your arm and even some second and third string Joes are stepping into the limelight. Case in point – Covergirl. Never an amazingly popular or well used character (until recently, where she dates Shipwreck in the comics) Covergirl is a drop dead gorgeous former model who left the industry to pursue a worthwhile career in the military. Her specialty is also often for debate, as sometimes she’s an asskicking spy and others she’s a tank driver.

No matter what she’s doing in the film, Karolína Kurková, a Czech supermodel, will be filling out those long, form fitting thigh high boots. Oooo yeah. This babe is smoking hot. Can she act? Don’t care. Kurková can currently be seen in my dreams and in major Victoria’ Secret ads everywhere.

So as a die hard Joe fan, how do I feel? Pretty good about this choice. I’ve always had a soft spot for Cover Girl, so its cool shes in the film. Kurková is smoking hot so she definitely fulfills that part of the role. I give this casting a thumbs up.

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