Thank Goodness ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Spent More Money On Its 3D Post-Conversion Than On This New Poster

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Oh. Oh, that’s not very nice. Paramount has just released a new poster for its pushed-back-to-get-all-pumped-up G.I. Joe: Retaliation, and it looks like the one thing that we definitely don’t want a film that’s been delayed for months in order to get a 3D post-conversion to look like: cheap. Perhaps this just means that the final product has sucked up every last free dollar to make it look as awesome as possible. Perhaps. Let’s hope.

The film stars airbrushed Bruce Willis, shiny Dwayne Johnson, overly-lit Channing Tatum, D.J. Cotrona, Byung-hun Lee, Ray Park, Adrianne Palicki, Jonathan Pryce, RZA, and Ray Stevenson.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation opens on March 28, 2013. [Paramount]

Kate is an entertainment and culture writer and editor living in New York City. She is also a contributing writer for,,, Vulture,,, The Dissolve, Screen Crush, New York Daily News, Mental Floss, and amNY. Her previous work can also be found at MSN Movies, Boxoffice Magazine, and She lives her life like a French movie, Steve.

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