Oh. Oh, that’s not very nice. Paramount has just released a new poster for its pushed-back-to-get-all-pumped-up G.I. Joe: Retaliation, and it looks like the one thing that we definitely don’t want a film that’s been delayed for months in order to get a 3D post-conversion to look like: cheap. Perhaps this just means that the final product has sucked up every last free dollar to make it look as awesome as possible. Perhaps. Let’s hope.
The film stars airbrushed Bruce Willis, shiny Dwayne Johnson, overly-lit Channing Tatum, D.J. Cotrona, Byung-hun Lee, Ray Park, Adrianne Palicki, Jonathan Pryce, RZA, and Ray Stevenson.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation opens on March 28, 2013. [Paramount]