Lesbian Vampire Killers. Yes, yes, and yes.

It’s almost impossible to go wrong with a sexy comedy about lesbians. Even if the comedy sucks, you still have the hot lesbians. The same principle applies to an action-packed adventure with carnivorous dinosaurs… even if all else sucks, bloodthirsty dinosaurs are awesome. (Which makes me wonder why no one’s made a lesbian dinosaur movie yet.) So in that vein comes the first full trailer for the upcoming UK comedy, Lesbian Vampire Killers. Check it out below:

I’m still not entirely sold on this one, although that won’t stop me from watching it obviously. The comedy looks a bit too forced and overdone (ah, the guy can’t bust open the door but the girl can… hysterical), but there’s definite potential there for some laughs. The lesbian vampires are suitably hot, but I’m guessing the film will equate to a PG-13 rating here in the US. And lastly, the entire thing looks absolutely bloodless with the vampires gushing a gooey, white substance instead of blood. Which would make sense if this were a remake of Spermula.

Is it me or does the chubby guy (James Corden) look like a hybrid of Nick Frost and Robert Fure? Aside from that eerie similarity, what do you think of the trailer?

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