The first teaser for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 was anemic not only because it was for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2, but because it was a confused flash of nothing.
The first full tease is 49 seconds that expands on that nothingness, but it still manages to make Kristen Stewart‘s Bella super creepy as her eyes glow a vampiric red as she stares down a poor defenseless deer.
As the movie before it attempted shock with its WTF attitude toward bed-breaking sex, it looks like this one wants to solve an age-old mystery: Bella Swan killed Bambi’s mother.
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Not to get all moral here since it’s been done to death, but it’s nice to see the movie’s message about female empowerment being dumb and ordinary unless you become a supernatural monster after giving your virginity to a super old dude still stands.
Learn to shine, everyone!