FSR’s Kevin Carr Makes a Baby with Jessica Alba

Make a Baby with Your Favorite Celeb!

As some readers already know, my wife and I are expecting a baby within the next month. While I’m nervous it will come during a cool press screening (like Iron Man or Indiana Jones IV), this event makes me feel closer to a new film this week – Baby Mama.

As part of the marketing of Baby Mama, Universal has set up a site which can be used to generate your own baby picture:

Sure, I could have morphed my face with my wife’s to see what my new baby would look like in a few weeks. But then again, I already have two kids, so I have a good idea what the new one will look like.

Instead, I decided to find out what Jessica Alba’s baby would look like when it is delivered, considering that I am the real father. Jessica, take a gander at what our lovely child will look like…

Jessica and my little bundle of joy!

If you’re interested in seeing what your offspring will be with someone real, imaginary or just out of your reach, visit

Baby Mama, starring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, opens on Friday, April 25.

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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