I won’t lead you astray, friends, the news that you will be seeing from this story — which you’ve probably seen on sites that don’t care about real, hard-hitting news — is that Naomi Watts has joined the cast of Woody Allen’s next film. But the real news, dear fellow movie lovers, is that Slumdog Millionaire star and all-around hottie Freida Pinto has also joined the cast of the still untitled, still un-plotted film. As Variety is reporting, this will mark the first post-Slumdog project for the Indian model-turned-actress. Quick fun fact: Pinto is also trained in different forms of Indian classical dance as well as Salsa. That last part — the one about Salsa — makes her doubly hot. Like the Indian version of Penelope Cruz hot.
As for this next Woody Allen film, we still don’t know much about it — it will be shot in the UK and it will also star Josh Brolin and Anthony Hopkins. My sincere hope is that the plot does not involve Sir Anthony Hopkins attempting to pick up Freida Pinto and Naomi Watts and take them to a secluded island and make love to both of them. Scratch that — that might actually be awesome. Do it Woody, you glorious little perv.
How does Freida Pinto make you feel?