First Naked, Lusty Look at ‘Breaking Dawn’

So it’s not as exciting as a picture of a woman’s hand grabbing a down comforter in joy/pain/agony/or a genuine love of down comforters, but the first look at The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn features Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart either right in the middle of, right before, or right after the thing that adults do.

It’s been no secret that the final installment involves some legally and religiously sanctioned love-making, but it just doesn’t seem right without the glitter.

See it for yourself and let us know your opinion, after the jump:

It seems sweet. Almost nurturing. Against all odds, there are a lot of collective fingers crossed out there for at least a halfway decent entry into the series.

My only question, and I mean this without cynicism or sarcasm, is whether a movie series so heavily patronized by 12 year olds and that crowd will even get parental permission to check this one out.

Would you let the 12 year old you know about go see it?

A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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