In fairness, none of what is written in the title above is untrue. A new clip from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland was released this evening on MySpace, and it does include both the eating of cake by Alice, played by Mia Wasikowska, and her subsequent outgrowth of her clothes. But before you send the kids out of the room, know that no nudity appears on screen. I was simply using the existence of nudity in the clip as bait to lure in our readers of an odd persuasion.
For those of you here for the nudity, Chris Hansen is waiting over there in the corner. For the rest of you movie lovers, the Alice in Wonderland clip is below. The movie hits theaters on March 5, 2010 in IMAX 3D.