As I approached Madison/Canal streets right outside the Metra Station in downtown Chicago, aka Gotham, I heard someone begin the chanting over a microphone, “TAKE BACK GOTHAM, TAKE BACK GOTHAM.”
It was only 3:55PM! The event had started without me! It being that Chicago is where most of the story took place, I assumed that I would walk around the corner only to find MASSES of Gothamites, aka nerds, chanting “We believe in Harvey Dent” along with a huge van, megaphones, news crews, and celebrities. (That’d be the unrealistic scenario.) But when I rounded the corner I realized it was a much smaller brigade.
As the group marched around the street with their Harvey Dent signs, and their fearless leader chanting, “We’re gonna take back Gotham!” many innocent onlookers asked what was going on?
Some joined the march, but most just walked right by–with the exception of the security guard from the Metra station who asked, “Who’s in charge here!” To which some smartass yelled out, “Harvey Dent!”
The group marched down the street and was greeted by the Harvey Dentmobile (small rapist sized van) which made a quick getaway around the corner after a brief cameo.
A small, rapist sized van… Nice. Check out the pics below. If anyone else sees the Harvey Dentmobile in their town, email us an update at firstname.lastname@example.org.