‘Breaking Dawn’ Won’t Have Its Teeth In Your Placenta

If there’s one thousand things missing from the Twilight series, one of them has got to be a severe lack of undead teen idols sinking their teeth into some meaty placenta.

But for the billions of people awaiting the sweet release of finally seeing Edward dig into Bella’s cervix like it’s a plate of spaghetti, disappointment is all that’s left. Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg cleared up some rumors about what’s in the script for Breaking Dawn and what’s being filmed right now regarding the not-at-all-controversial human giving birth to a half-vampire that breaks her ribs and explodes out of her uterus.

There’s a lot to look forward to, but…

“…would we actually see Edward’s teeth through the placenta? I don’t think so. I don’t think we need to see that…”

Damn it, Rosenberg. Give the fans what they want! The people demand placenta biting! [PopSugar]

A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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