Bill Clinton to Not Have Sexual Relations with Julianne Moore


Not that we were worried about it, but now we know for sure: Bill Clinton won’t be getting any tail from Julianne Moore. And, because Hope Davis is now slated to play Mrs. Clinton in HBO Films/BBC Films flick The Special Relationship, we’re pretty sure that he won’t be diddling her either.

Moore backed out because of a scheduling conflict, as she is set to be shooting The Kids are All Right. Now, brainy dreamboat Hope Davis (American Splendor) and Dennis “He’s No Randy” Quaid will be the new old First Couple. Production begins in the UK in late July.

The Special Relationship is an in-depth look at the relationship (which we’re assuming is special) between President Clinton and British Prime Minister Tony Blair (played by Michael Sheen) in Clinton’s second term. The Special Relationship. So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

What do you think about the Clinton-drama wife swap between Julianne Moore and Hope Davis?

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