‘Beastly’ Trailer Is Ugly On the Outside


It’s really great to see Deadpool still getting work after what a disaster X-Men Origins: Wolverine was, and you can see him in this trailer for Beastly – a modern re-telling of the Beauty and the Beast story.

Their first mistake: no singing tea pots.

But, by all means, be the judge for yourself:

Peter Hall over at Horror Squad sent this to me, and I don’t know why. I imagine it has something to do with that untoward comment I made toward his cats or because his computer caught that email virus that’s been going around.

But I’m glad I saw it, because I’d almost forgotten how terrible some movies directed at young people are today. Forget cursing and pre-pubescent violence – this is the real enemy. Why isn’t Ebert writing about this?

This is killing our children.

Casting my bitterness aside, I really hope Deadpool finds love.

Man, Mary Kate Olsen is a bitch, huh?

A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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