Today in Non-News: Angelina Still Not Showing You Her Kitty

We could almost start a brand new daily column for this, thanks to the crack staff at MTV. They are quote-unquote reporting today that Angelina Jolie will not play Catwoman in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming Batman flick The Dark Knight Rises. When asked about the rumors/speculation that she’d make a great Catwoman, Jolie responded to MTV with the ever-cryptic script “I haven’t heard anything about it…” What?! You haven’t heard of Christopher Nolan’s next Batman movie? How dare you, Mrs. Pitt. Stop doing charity work and get your ass to the internet. The important stuff is happening right here.

As for the casting of Chris Nolan’s next, the saga continues. And if MTV has anything to say about it, perhaps we’ll finally know whether or not John Stamos is ready to confirm the rumors of being cast as The Riddler, or not. Stamos! [MTV News]

Neil Miller is the Founder and Publisher of Film School Rejects. For almost a decade, he has been talking movies on television, the radio, and the Internet. As of yet, no one has stopped him.

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