The day that Hollywood waits for all year is here. Also, the day that people who write about Hollywood wait for all year is here. Hollywood is probably paying attention to the Oscar winners, but for the rest of us it’s time to see who won The Razzies. After all of the paychecks have been cashed and all of the artistic compromises have been made, the moment to find out who crapped out the worst schlock comes here: The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation has poured over all of the nominees and named their winners for the worst work of the year. Watching bad work earn Razzies isn’t quite payback enough for having to suffer through all of the crap that Hollywood churns out every year, but for people who watch everything in hopes of steering the public towards the good, it does serve as a little peace of mind. If the ceremonial blowjob of the Oscars has to exist, then I’m glad the Zen of the world is maintained by the Nelson Muntz “ha-ha” of The Razzies; the snarky yin to the gushing yang.
And the “winners” are…
Worst Picture: The Last Airbender
Worst Actor: Ashton Kutcher for Killers and Valentines Day
Worst Actress: “The Four Gal Pals” Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon for Sex and the City 2
Worst Supporting Actor: Jackson Rathbone for The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Supporting Actress: Jessica Alba for The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day
Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D: The Last Airbender
Worst Screen Couple/Worst Screen Ensemble 2010: The entire cast of Sex and the City 2
Worst Director: M. Night Shyamalan for The Last Airbender.
Worst Screenplay: The Last Airbender
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel: Sex and the City 2
For coverage of good movies that won things for being good, check out our complete list of Oscar winners.