‘Tis the season to be looking forward to terrible movies. Every year around this time audiences are inundated with Oscar Bait and big fancy dramas for two straight months only to come out of the holidays and find Hollywood’s throw-away flicks in theaters throughout January and February. And it appears that 2008 is not going to be any exception. So for this week’s Movie Poster Frenzy, we will take a look at 3 movies that will, undoubtedly, suck.

First up is the queen of suck (in more ways than one), Paris Hilton. Her new flick, The Hottie and the Nottie is due out on February 8. It’s a PG-13 romantic comedy that features a hot girl with a not-so-hot best friend. Oh no! What is a guy to do with the ugly best friend? We don’t really care…

Next up is Ms. Eva Longoria-Parker. Her new film Over Her Dead Body does co-star Paul Rudd. But then again, doesn’t every film nowadays co-star Paul Rudd? The dude’s a great actor, but even he can’t save this one from being on the suck list. The film is due out February 1 and will most likely be dead at the box office by the morning of February 2.

And finally, what would the crappy movie season be without something from either Cedric the Entertainer or Larry the Cable Guy? In February 2008, they will both get their shot at a Razzie. The Cable Guy’s entry is Witless Protection where he will be — and I quote — “Protecting America’s Assets.” To quote Ren and Stimpy: “Oh Joy!”


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