Larry David and Evan Rachel Wood

Did you ever think you’d see Larry David and Evan Rachel Wood in anything together? If your answer is “yes” and you secretly thought “sex tape,” then you need to check out of the human race right now and head offworld somewhere in deep space where the really perverted whackjobs end up. I’m just sayin’.

For the rest of you who have been longing for this team-up, you won’t have to wait much longer. Both David and Wood will be starring in Woody Allen’s latest film, Nebbish Meets Hottie. Okay, it’s not really called that, but it’s a great title, right? Right now the film isn’t titled, so let us know what you think they should call it.

Woody Allen and Larry David should be playing brothers in this movie, because I’ve never seen anyone come close to being the evil alter ego of the wimpy Allen than David. We’ll also say it here: if Larry David and Evan Rachel Wood end up dating in this movie, we’re going to have to hunt Woody Allen down and torture him with papercuts, a la Swimming With Sharks.

Check out the shot below of Larry’s incredible chicken legs. Is it just me, or does it look like he’s leaning over to squeeze out a fart in that picture? The mind reels.

Photos courtesy of Just Jared

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