Exclusive: Kevin Carr’s Cash-Grabbing Baby Photos

Exclusive Pictures of Kevin Carr's Newborn Son!

Some are still debating whether it was worth the undisclosed sum of cash Film School Rejects paid for the exclusive rights to the first pictures of Fat Guy Kevin Carr’s new son. Like the evolution/creation debate, this will rage for years.

In the mean time, our readers have a chance to see the first photos of Kevin Carr and his baby. In a statement to the media on Wednesday afternoon, Carr said, “We thank Film School Rejects for its overwhelming support for our growing family. As soon as we’re able, we’re going to try to make more babies and hope for twins. That way, we can triple our baby-making prize money.”

Revered photographer Annie Liebowitz has been in contact with the Carr family, and plans for a fancy (and hopefully not-too-racy) photo spread is in the works.

Here are the vital statistics:

Name: Nicholas Ronon Carr
Birthday: Wednesday, May 7
Time: 8:30 a.m.
Weight: 10lbs. 0 oz.
Length: 21 inches

Kevin's Baby Pictures Kevin's Baby Pictures

Kevin's Baby Pictures Kevin's Baby Pictures

Well, if that wasn’t enough to give you nightmares, scroll down to see the real pictures of Nicholas Ronon Carr…

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Kevin's Baby Pictures Kevin's Baby Pictures

Stay tuned for the Annie Liebowitz photo spread… coming soon from Film School Rejects.

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