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Weekly DVD Drinking Game: ‘Unstoppable’

Drinking GamesWhen there’s a runaway train loaded up with a half dozen cars of molten phenol, which makes it a missile the size of the Chrysler Building, there’s only one person to call. Scratch that. There’s two people to call: Malcolm X and Captain Kirk.

Only they can save the city of Stanton, Pennsylvania from being decimated by anything the size of the Chrysler Building. Grab your engineer’s hat, pull the air horn and knock back a few beers (after all, a train’s on rails, so it’s not really driving). Enjoy a drinking game that is really unstoppable. (Yeah, we went there.)

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t let Ethan Suplee drive any more trains.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • A train whistle blows
  • Someone talks on a phone
  • A train crashes into something
  • Someone talks to, yells at or cheers at a TV

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • 777
  • A whip-pan
  • A news broadcast
  • A location subtitle

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “train”
  • “derail”
  • “brakes”
  • A swear word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Connie says “A missile the size of the Chrysler Building!”

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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