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Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Ninja Assassin

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With the success of the Matrix movies and V for Vendetta, James McTeigue has now brought an onslaught of CGI blood and mayhem to the ninja genre with Ninja Assassin. Starring pop star Rain as an often-shirtless ninja assassin, this movie has the most self-explanatory title since A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. You may or may not have liked it in the theaters, but this game will definitely make you happier while you watch it.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t piss off the ninja.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone is killed

Someone screams

There’s a flashback

Someone fires a gun

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Ninjas

CGI blood

Non-CGI blood (2 drinks)

Rain without his shirt on

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“ninja”

A swear word

A character’s name

Something in Japanese

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

The final badass ninja showdown begins

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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