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Weekly DVD Drinking Game: The Ernest P. Worrell Collection

Drinking GamesIn the doldrums of August, it’s slim pickings for new DVDs and Blu-rays, as well as decent films in the theaters. Sure, we could give you a drinking game for Jodie Foster’s famous flop The Beaver, but that’s likely to put you in a depression in which you can only communicate with a hand puppet. Luckily, some true cinema classics are getting a new release.

Jim Varney’s films Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail and Ernest Scared Stupid are getting their first Blu-ray release, and we invite you to toast with a glass of authentic Bulgarian miak.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t start monologuing to Vern, knowhutImean?

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Ernest falls down
  • Ernest starts monologuing
  • Someone yells or screams
  • Someone gets hit in the face

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Fire
  • Electricity
  • Ernest in different clothes
  • An extreme close-up of Ernest’s face

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Ernest”
  • “Worrell”
  • “knowhutImean”
  • Something in a deeper voice than normal

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Ernest saves the day

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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