Drinking GamesIn the doldrums of August, it’s slim pickings for new DVDs and Blu-rays, as well as decent films in the theaters. Sure, we could give you a drinking game for Jodie Foster’s famous flop The Beaver, but that’s likely to put you in a depression in which you can only communicate with a hand puppet. Luckily, some true cinema classics are getting a new release.

Jim Varney’s films Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail and Ernest Scared Stupid are getting their first Blu-ray release, and we invite you to toast with a glass of authentic Bulgarian miak.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t start monologuing to Vern, knowhutImean?

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Ernest falls down
  • Ernest starts monologuing
  • Someone yells or screams
  • Someone gets hit in the face

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Fire
  • Electricity
  • Ernest in different clothes
  • An extreme close-up of Ernest’s face

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Ernest”
  • “Worrell”
  • “knowhutImean”
  • Something in a deeper voice than normal

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Ernest saves the day

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