When the big-screen adaptation of Ayn Rand’s best-selling novel Atlas Shrugged came out on the not-so-subtle date of April 15th earlier this year, the Tea Party thought it was going to be a huge success. Spoiler: It wasn’t. If you want further details on why, you might want to check out Cole Abaius’s in-depth review of the movie here.
Now that Atlas Shrugged: Part I is out on DVD and Blu-ray and 3D Blu-ray, you can rent it and have your own tea party, but with beer. A beer party. At the suggestion of Mr. Abaius, we present this not-so-complex drinking game to help you get through the first (and possibly only) part of the filmed saga.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t talk to any strange men wearing a trench coat and fedora.
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Someone drinks
- People talk on the phone
- A newscast is used to further the plot
- A conversation takes place with one person behind a desk
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- A newspaper
- A moving car
- A train engine
- A title or words on the screen
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “John Galt”
- “rail” or “railroad”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- People have sex