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Weekly Drinking Game: Nurse Jackie

In spite of my surprising (and completely unshared) love for the movie The Box, I figured there needed to be a drinking game for something that people have actually seen. So this week, to avoid a drinking game with Maaaattt Daaaayyymuhnnn, I’m setting my sights on Showtime’s Nurse Jackie. After all, if the character of Jackie Peyton (Edie Falco) can do her job hopped up on painkillers, you should be able to watch it hopped up on booze.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t flush any human body parts.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Jackie takes drugs

Someone gets medication

Someone has sex or kisses

Jackie does something that breaks a rule or law

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Blood

A banana bag

A stethoscope

Pills or the content of pills

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Jackie”

“doctor”

a swear word

any medical term

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

Someone grabs someone else’s breast

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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