WE DARE YOU to see the most amazing trailer of our time!
That’s how American International would most likely market this column if they were still around to do so.
Michael Landon (yes, that Michael Landon) stars here as a troubled young man, but his therapist decides to use him for a ghastly experiment that involves closed eyes, hypnotism, and talking about sinking his teeth into people.
That’s how you create a monster. Sadly, this one isn’t nearly as good at basketball as he should be.