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Drink Until You See Goblins with this ‘Troll 2’ Drinking Game

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This is a slow week for DVDs. Seriously, it is. When one of the biggest releases is the incestuously Presidential Hyde Park on Hudson (and who wants to watch that clunker, drunk or not), there’s not many options. Even the big movies opening this week are thin. Who wants to drink with Remember the Titans or Glory Road to get in the spirit for 42? Finally, I wouldn’t saddle anyone with another reason to watch one of the Scary Movie movies.

In my desperation to find a relevant title for a drinking game this week, it dawned on me that we have never published one for the deliciously awful Troll 2. So, relevant or not, that became my focus because we could all use a little more Troll 2 in our lives, any day of the year. Cheers!

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t pee on anyone’s food unless you’re absolutely sure it’s been prepared by trolls or goblins or whatever.

Suggested drink: King Goblin Beer

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone eats or drinks
  • Someone yells or screams
  • A goblin or human changes form
  • Grandpa Seth appears or disappears

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • A goblin
  • A milk jug
  • Green goblin liquid or goo
  • A mole in the shape of a clover leaf

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Josh”
  • “Nilbog”
  • “Grandpa”
  • “goblin” or “goblins”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Josh makes the goblin food inedible

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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