This week, Colin Farrell tries to fill Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sizeable shoes in the remake of Total Recall. If you’re not a fan of Farrell or director Len Wiseman, or if you’re just angry about a PG-13 remake of an R-rated film, why not check out Paul Verhoeven’s original?
Lionsgate releases the new Blu-ray in the “Mind Bending Edition” this week, which basically means a new edition to sell the week of the remake’s release. But that shouldn’t stop you from visiting a bar in Venusville where you can drink yourself silly while watching this slice of R-rated 90s silliness.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and remember that not everything you stick up your nose is self-guiding.
Suggested drink: Bière de Mars
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Someone is killed
- Arnold growls or yells unintelligibly
- Someone talks directly into a camera
- Someone shoots at Arnold, but totally misses
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- An explosion
- A new mutant
- A Johnny Cab
- The Martian sky
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- a swear word
- “Doug” or “Quaid”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- You see a chick with three boobs