Come On In! The Vintage Trailer of the Day’s Not Gonna Rape You

Every day, come rain or shine or internet tubes breaking, Film School Rejects showcases a trailer from the past.

There’s no doubt that today’s post title echoes the best line uttered by Angel Tompkins in the entire movie. This flick has everything hilariously backward. From 1974, it tries to be subversive by featuring a teacher seducing a student, but the student is out of high school, already 18, and the teacher is only 28.

A little bit wrong, sure. But shocking? Not really. Fortunately, this gem is one step up from porn-level plot writing, and the trailer should make the day of every cougar out there and the entire New Zealand police force.

Now here’s a movie that demands a remake….

Think you know what it is? Check the trailer out for yourself:

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A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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