Fans of sword-and-sandal action flicks have plenty of options these days. Whether they’re watching Spartacus or Game of Thrones on television or anticipating the upcoming Wrath of the Titans this spring, there’s a lot of CGI bloodshed happening. The latest thing to hit DVD and Blu-ray is Immortals, which was a surprise hit at the box office last November.
Telling the story of commoner Theseus who goes up against King Hyperion to earn his people freedom, this film can also be seen as Superman facing off against Whiplash from Iron Man 2. It can also be seen as a big, oily orgy of abs and nipples. And anyone interested in a big, oily orgy of abs and nipples should really have a few drinks during the experience.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t boink a virgin oracle until after she reveals the prophecy.
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Narration begins
- Someone is killed
- Someone fires the Epirus Bow
- A new silly hat makes an appearance
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- A statue
- A slo-mo shot
- A location title
- A wide CGI matte painting
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- The Epirus Bow is uncovered
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