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The ‘Immortals’ Drinking Game

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Fans of sword-and-sandal action flicks have plenty of options these days. Whether they’re watching Spartacus or Game of Thrones on television or anticipating the upcoming Wrath of the Titans this spring, there’s a lot of CGI bloodshed happening. The latest thing to hit DVD and Blu-ray is Immortals, which was a surprise hit at the box office last November.

Telling the story of commoner Theseus who goes up against King Hyperion to earn his people freedom, this film can also be seen as Superman facing off against Whiplash from Iron Man 2. It can also be seen as a big, oily orgy of abs and nipples. And anyone interested in a big, oily orgy of abs and nipples should really have a few drinks during the experience.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t boink a virgin oracle until after she reveals the prophecy.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Narration begins
  • Someone is killed
  • Someone fires the Epirus Bow
  • A new silly hat makes an appearance

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • A statue
  • A slo-mo shot
  • A location title
  • A wide CGI matte painting

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “gods”
  • “titans”
  • “Theseus”
  • “Hyperion”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • The Epirus Bow is uncovered

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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