As the Christmas week movies continue to roll out on DVD and Blu-ray this spring, you’re left with plenty of holiday-themed choices after Easter, like the weepy Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close and the equally rapey The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and In the Land of Blood and Honey. Why not consider some invisible killer aliens to go in with the mix.
Telling the story of random survivors on the streets of Moscow after a violent interstellar invasion, The Darkest Hour gives the world hope… if your definition of hope is a dancing at a killer club scene with Speed Racer before blindly battling electric aliens. While vodka might be the obvious choice, you might want something a little more light, especially if you opt for the at-home 3D version of the film. Focus might become a problem.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and never listen to Emile Hirsh in a combat situation.
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- An alien explodes
- A light bulb flickers
- Invisible aliens kill someone
- Emile Hirsh makes a so-called brilliant declaration but still sounds like an idiot
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- Alien vision
- Cyrillic writing
- An alien’s real form
- Human dust remains blowing in the wind
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- ”microwave” or “wave”
- Something in Russian
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- A horse shows up to save the day