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Get Some Friends and Your Mechanical Owl Together for the ‘Clash of the Titans’ Drinking Game

Drinking Games

There’s a handful of new DVD and Blu-ray releases this week, but who really wants a drinking game for the childish Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked or the morose 9/11 drama Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close? So in the interest of fun, we’re dipping into the DVD archives for an old-school movie that could use a drinking game: the original Clash of the Titans from 1981.

If the 2010 remake left you cold, or if you’re eagerly anticipating this week’s release of Wrath of the Titans, now’s your chance to experience the original in its full, sweaty, stop-motion glory.

Enhance the experience by getting your hands on some Kraken beer or Kraken rum so you can release your own titan of drunkenness.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t look any woman in the eyes if she has snakes for her hair.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone becomes invisible or visible
  • A scene takes place on Mount Olympus
  • Someone or something loses a body part
  • Your eyes are mysteriously drawn to Harry Hamlin’s freakishly large right nipple

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • PG-rated nudity
  • Someone’s reflection
  • A new stop-motion creature
  • A close-up of a Mount Olympus statuette

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Argos”
  • “Perseus”
  • “god,” “gods” or “goddess”
  • the name of a god or goddess

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • The Kraken is released

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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