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The 4th of July Movie Drinking Game

This weekend while vampires, werewolves and martial artists invade the multiplex, the whole country will be celebrating Independence Day. And one of the big traditions on the Fourth of July is to drink copious amounts of alcohol. So while the teenage girls are overrunning the theaters, why not rent a patriotic movie – like a good old fashioned war movie – and celebrate our independence in style.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and pledge allegiance to that flag!

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

Someone yells out a battle cry

Someone is shot

A punch is thrown

Something blows up

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

A tank

Smoke

A plane

An American flag

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

A swear word

Any military rank

“America” or “American”

Something in a foreign language

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

Patriotic music plays

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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