3. Carrousel in Logan’s Run

Carrousel is a lot like a Lady Gaga concert in that it’s loud, colorful, pretty tacky, and no one over 30 makes it to the end.

Also – there’s nothing more depressing than having to share your birthday party, let alone sharing it with like 20 other people wearing stupid masks. That’s the worst, man. Also you explode at the end while an arena of people younger than you cheer you on like you’re on a mechanical bull, which is only slightly less humiliating than wearing red spandex pants while flying through the air.

While it’s true that in the best dystopian world, 30 is a pretty ideal time to die, they really should have went with an age where running would be less of an issue. 40, for example.

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