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The 11 Worst Birthday Celebrations In Films

9. Damien’s 5th in The Omen

Oh my. This had to have resulted in the absolute most awkward ‘Thank you for coming’ card send-out ever.

“Thanks for the racecar! Damien can’t put it down! Sorry our nanny hung herself right in front of your child! Hope you enjoyed the party bag we gave you!”

You just know that, had things in this movie turned out a little saner, every following year they would have to reassure people that the staff have all been evaluated for mental health and no one is going to be hanging themselves. God help them if it happens more than once, but then again I don’t think God’s helping anyone in this film.

David is a video editor, writer, and movie fanatic. After graduating from Full Sail University he now spends his days in Western Massachusetts working as a freelance article and sketch writer, as well as a comedy workshop moderator for Cracked.com. (Click Here to View David's work on Cracked.com) He enjoys over-analyzing movies, punk rock, and referring to himself in the third person.

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