This week, we have seen 2012 come to a close with nary a whimper or a bang from the Mayan apocalypse. Sure, there’s $200 million movie weekends and 48 frames per second, but there were also some dark times in our past. As you look forward to 2013, start off the year right by getting drunk while you watch the greatest movie known to civilized man: Teen Wolf.
If you recall, this not-exactly-a-remake of I Was a Teenage Werewolf in 1985 starred Michael J. Fox whose burgeoning lycanthopy was a thinly-veiled allegory to puberty. As the character of Scott comes of age, so do his wolf-like powers, which includes the ability to buy beer without a valid ID.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t waste two minutes in the closet with Boof.
Suggested drink: Cheap keg beer
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Someone drinks
- Someone makes a basket
- A heartbeat is heard in the soundtrack
- Scott changes into a wolf or back into a human
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- Scott’s eyes glow
- Stiles in a new tee shirt
- A picture of the Beavers mascot
- Someone wearing sunglasses inside or at night
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “Scott” or “Scotty”
- “wolf” or “werewolf”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- Someone starts surfing