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Kick Off 2013 with a Drinking Game for ‘Teen Wolf,’ The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Drinking Games

This week, we have seen 2012 come to a close with nary a whimper or a bang from the Mayan apocalypse. Sure, there’s $200 million movie weekends and 48 frames per second, but there were also some dark times in our past. As you look forward to 2013, start off the year right by getting drunk while you watch the greatest movie known to civilized man: Teen Wolf.

If you recall, this not-exactly-a-remake of I Was a Teenage Werewolf in 1985 starred Michael J. Fox whose burgeoning lycanthopy was a thinly-veiled allegory to puberty. As the character of Scott comes of age, so do his wolf-like powers, which includes the ability to buy beer without a valid ID.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t waste two minutes in the closet with Boof.

Suggested drink: Cheap keg beer

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone drinks
  • Someone makes a basket
  • A heartbeat is heard in the soundtrack
  • Scott changes into a wolf or back into a human

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Scott’s eyes glow
  • Stiles in a new tee shirt
  • A picture of the Beavers mascot
  • Someone wearing sunglasses inside or at night

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “beer”
  • “Boof”
  • “Scott” or “Scotty”
  • “wolf” or “werewolf”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone starts surfing

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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