Drinking Games

When you grew up, did you have that special toy that you believed was actually alive? We all did, but usually those toys didn’t follow us into adulthood, at least not for those of us who aren’t schizophrenic. Seth MacFarlane explores what would happen if that toy grew up like you did, probably having more sex and smoking way more pot than you do, in the film Ted.

Available on DVD and Blu-ray this week, Ted pours raunchy jokes and inappropriate humor. Knock back a couple during the course of this film, and you might just believe that your teddy bear can talk. Knock back more than a couple, and you might just believe that you’re in the Flash Gordon film from the 1980s. Either way, it will be a magical night. (And if you feel up to it, you can watch that movie and play our Flash Gordon drinking game, too.)

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t talk to plush toys (at least not in public).

Suggested drink: Teddy Bear Kisses

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone drinks
  • An old TV or movie theme plays
  • Tom Skerritt is mentioned or shown
  • The movie gets suddenly racist or homophobic

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • A montage
  • The Flash Gordon sky
  • Drugs or drug paraphenalia
  • A famous Boston location, landmark or skyline

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Flash”
  • “thunder”
  • “Ted” or “teddy”
  • “friend” or “friends”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Ted performs “the dirty Fozzie”

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