Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
Richard Donner couldn’t wrangle the film’s two stars for its post-credits coda, but through the magic of voiceover, Murtaugh and Riggs once again agree that they’re “too old for this shit” after watching yet another building erupt with explosions. Oh, those wacky detectives. They should probably be in jail for the massive amount of destruction they’ve caused, but hell, they’re just so lovable!
Space Jam (1996)
Space Jam has an abnormally long credit sequence, clocking in at an astounding eight minutes – which happens to be the amount of time to process the fact that you just watched a movie starring Michael Jordan. Like all Loony Tunes cartoons, the movie ends with a crowded “That’s All Folks!” and an impatient Jordan who would love to make it to the bank before it closes. That check wasn’t going to cash itself.