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Sling Some Organic Web Fluid While Enjoying This ‘Spider-Man’ Drinking Game

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Today, Columbia Pictures is releasing the reboot of the Spider-Man franchise with The Amazing Spider-Man. In case you don’t want to spend $15 to $20 to see this movie in IMAX 3D, you could always rent the original Sam Raimi Spider-Man and watch it. Heck, the first hour of these films is virtually identical anyway.

Ten years ago, Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man broke box office records on its opening weekend, on the way to be one of the few movies to gross more than $400m in the United States. We’ll see if Andrew Garfield and Mark Webb can do that with their new movie. But in the meantime, have a few drinks with the older movie and see how it holds up.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t test “performance enhancers” on yourself just to get that lucrative military contract.

Suggested drink: King Goblin beer from Wychwood Brewery

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • MJ screams
  • Someone dies
  • There’s a slo-mo shot
  • Norman Osborn rages out or talks to himself

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • A camera
  • A new mask
  • A newspaper
  • A computer screen with high-tech animation (for 2002, at least)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Peter”
  • “Osborn”
  • scientific mumbo-jumbo
  • “spider” or “Spider-Man”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Peter gets bitten by a spider

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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