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Make Sweet Love to Director Rupert Sanders After Playing This ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ Drinking Game

Drinking Games

Oh, K-Stew! How could you do it to us? You have tarnished the good name of Snow White and the Huntsman with your predictable affair with director Rupert Sanders! If you caught yourself saying this a few weeks ago, you probably aren’t interested in a drinking game about this movie and should crawl back into your Twi-hole. (You’re probably too young to drink, anyway, so off you go.)

But if the tabloid news surrounding this film made you somewhat curious to see it (or even revisit it since its release this past summer), you can use these rules to enhance the experience, now that the movie is available on DVD and Blu-ray.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t cheat on your actress/model wife.

Suggested drink: Erdinger Snow-White

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Something breaks apart
  • Narration is used to further the plot
  • Queen Ravenna’s eyes open really wide
  • A pregnant pause is used to pad out dialogue or a scene

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Birds
  • A slo-mo shot
  • CGI liquid dripping
  • A wide shot of a castle

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “snow” or “white”
  • “mirror”
  • “queen”
  • “Ravenna”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • The dwarfs show up

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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