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Smuggle Some Booze with the ‘Contraband’ Drinking Game

Drinking Games

Back when Contraband hit theaters earlier this year, it’s possible that some people tried to smuggle some adult beverages into their theater. Now that it’s on DVD and Blu-ray, there’s no need for an elaborate smuggling plot to enjoy the film with alcohol. Just go get some out of your ‘fridge.

Mark Wahlberg may not run around without his shirt on in this film, but he does go down to Panama for some decent action sequences. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, think of the swirling vortex of white trash creepiness this film offers with both Ben Foster and Giovanni Ribisi in the mix.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t be a smuggler who drops their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. (Wait… that’s not the right movie.)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone draws a gun
  • Someone gets into or out of a car
  • Two people have a phone conversation
  • Someone puts something in or takes something out of a bag

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • A carpet cleaner
  • Money (real or fake)
  • A wide shot of a boat
  • A location title at the bottom of the screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • ”Farraday”
  • A swear word
  • “brother” or “sister”
  • “smuggle,” “smuggling” or “smuggler”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Something is successfully smuggled into the United States

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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